Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance,
And toss them on the wheels of Chance.', Juvenal', Roman poet & satirist (55 AD - 127 AD)

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.', Mark Twain, Notebooks (1935)', US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.', Unknown', Quotations by unknown authors );

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle - so all is peace.', Edward Lear',

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.', Rebecca West', Irish critic, journalist, & novelist (1892 - 1983)